2006-01-26

Chapstick chapstick

I have been using off-brand chapstick. It is not even called chapstick - it is "chap-aid".

Wanna-be chapstick.

Poser chapstick.

The Avril Lavigne of the chapstick world.

Consequently, I have been suffering for the last few days. In fact, for the last thirty minutes of the Euro test, all I could think of was finding some real Chapstick.

Hohenzollerns ... chapstick .... Piedmont ... chapstick ... positivism ... chapstick chapstick.

It is a solid bet that I would have scored at least ten points better on the test if I had had some goddamn Chapstick brand chapstick.

zebrasaur at 6:44 p.m.

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