2006-04-17
that incredible gift
You and I both know that one of these days, you are going to want me to do you a favor. "Rori," you will say, "I need your help fleeing the police/stealing priceless art from the louvre/opening this Capri Sun Big Pouch."
And I will look you in the eye and say, "No."
"But Rori," you will say. "Remember that time when I bought you that incredible gift for no other reason than I think you're fantastic? Well you can consider this repayment for that!"
Goddamn it! You (will) have me cornered. But wait... what's that? You've never bought my an incredible gift for no reason besides you love me? Well let's rectify that situation at once. Here are some suggestions:
one that actually works
trip to the carwash
pseudo moon shoes
Dachsund puppy
My one true love
The Island Nation of Fiji
zebrasaur at 7:27 p.m.
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