2006-07-21

another thing I'll never do

I had to take a drug test today, for work. It was one of the more unpleasant experiences of the summer - I'm not really into the whole public urination scene. On the bright side, I've found one more career to add to my list of things I will never ever do: drug test administrator.

No amount of money could convince me to accept a job that centeres around handling little vials of other people's pee.

Well, ok. I'm sure that there is an amount of money that could convince me to accept that job. But I would also demand a really good retirement package and full dental coverage. I will not sacrifice my dignity for a job that does not provide dental care. I am better than that.

zebrasaur at 6:30 p.m.

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