2006-09-10
drought
I'm telling you that caffeine has saved me. Mountain Dew, coffee, Red Bull, it doesn't matter. I'm telling you that when I open a can in the morning, that chemical makes everything fall into place. My hair is shinier, my teeth are whiter, and I'm pretty sure that my IQ jumps a few dozen points. I am awake and I am coherent, and I no longer have hallucinations.
And I did not realize how true these things are until that fateful day (today) when I discovered the only potable liquids left in my room are a week-old cup of diet Rock Star and bottle of rum.
Looks like it's time for a trip to the grocery store.
zebrasaur at 6:28 p.m.
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