2006-09-13
the face of God
Every time my friend Diana drinks, she meets a guy who she mistakes for Jesus.
Her last Jesus told her that if she didn't sleep on her side that night, she wouldn't go to heaven.
I think that that is a very clever way of making sure someone doesn't choke on their own vomit while drunk.
zebrasaur at 8:23 p.m.
0 comments so far