2006-10-30

How about I teach you to crochet?

I am once again gainfully employed, but even so my checking account balance remains woefully low. So, lucky readers, I'd like to extend this special offer to you. Would you like to trade sexual favors for money? How about I assassinate your archnemesis or teach you to crochet? Your choice. I won't work for food (too many carbs) but I will work for legal tender and/or things that can be sold for legal tender (beanie babies). Think it over.

zebrasaur at 9:48 a.m.

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