2006-11-13
The Second Coming
Lately I have been nonstop craving the strangest foods. Perhaps I am pregnant?
No, wait, NOT POSSIBLE.
Unless you want to make a case for immaculate conception? But by and large, I'm a rather unlikely candidate for God to select for that particular task.
Still, perhaps I should cut back on my vodka consumption just in case I am carrying the second Christ child? I mean... nobody wants a savior with fetal alcohol syndrome, right?
zebrasaur at 12:30 a.m.
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