2006-12-11
fluent in the language of force
I just had a conference with my most trusted political advisor (a newspaper someone left on a table at Starbucks) and was duly informed that international talks are set to (re)start with North Korea on 18th.
Um, ok, International Community. Far be it from America to tell you what to do, but clearly this is a waste of time. The only language Kim Jong Il understands is force! Well... and possibly a little Korean, but that would be far too complicated to learn.
I'm completely kidding about this! But, sadly, I don't think the Bush administration is. Not to be a pessimist, but it would probably be best to start digging the foundation for your fallout shelter and stocking up on canned goods now.
zebrasaur at 9:49 a.m.
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