2007-01-27

place your faith in my expertise

For my night job as the US Surgeon General, I am the leading spokesperson on matters of public health in this fair nation.

And as such, it is my duty to warn you not to eat a bowlful of deep fried "potato rounds" after night a heavy drinking unless you are prepared to spend the next three hours vomiting profusely.

zebrasaur at 3:39 p.m.

0 comments so far

previous | next