2007-02-17
don't be bitter
College life is perilous. You will need courage. Courage and booze. Courage and booze and friends to make sure you don't choke on your vomit in the night.
Allow me to explain.
Last night we invented "college cosmos," and if you ever come visit me I will NEVER make them for you because you will spend an hour sitting in in an alley with Ali and Ali (not a typo, there are two) and vomiting Afghani food into the gutter instead of eating 3:00 am pizza (which is the usual plan) and when you finally make it to your room, you won't have the energy to shower but, inexplicably, you will have plenty of energy to fight with Ali about how you want to wear the RED flannel pants, not the green ones. (That will be the only detail you remember in the morning.) Then, the next day, you will not be hungover, but you'll feel pretty bad that your friends had to drag you home so you'll have to take them out to lunch to make up for it. Well, that last part isn't so bad, but the rest of it?
Not recommended.
Incidentally, we also invented "champong" which is beer pong, except with champagne. That little innovation, unlike College Cosmos, will never be referred to as a mistake, but rather as the pinnacle of human invention.
zebrasaur at 11:11 a.m.
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