2007-09-06

to catch a thief

Hello beautiful subjects!

I've got a bunch of work to do, so I can't stay to chat. But since you're the first to know when I commit any sort of crime, I thought you should know (immediately) that my roommates and I just stole an entertainment center. The operative word here being stole. It fits our TV perfectly and even has a glass display case for my hookah. And it was free.

Because it's stolen.

Ponder it if you can.

zebrasaur at 11:19 p.m.

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