Archives

2008-08-21 - whiskeysour
2008-08-02 - confirms the inevitable
2008-07-03 - insightful social commentary
2008-06-14 - riled up on the internet
2008-06-05 - Obama bin President
2008-05-26 - xenophobia
2008-05-24 - instantly
2008-05-15 - tail end of finals week
2008-05-12 - A New Hope
2008-05-09 - Wrestlemania presents:
2008-04-15 - extricating my good name
2008-03-29 - If you could only save one thing...
2008-03-23 - fresh baked
2008-03-22 - magnetic smile
2008-03-18 - buying stolen goods
2008-03-05 - twenty point above
2008-03-04 - academic barometer
2008-03-03 - flip it and reverse it
2008-03-02 - Cuba Libre!
2008-03-01 - gum for midgets
2008-02-27 - ah, the Greek system
2008-02-26 - topped thirty
2008-02-25 - It makes people try harder
2008-02-24 - I am going to be in trouble if a future employer ever finds this blog
2008-02-23 - I guess I could.... get one
2008-02-13 - Stand for Change
2008-02-12 - windfall
2008-02-10 - three basic rules
2008-02-03 - use it
2008-01-28 - State of the Internet Address
2008-01-23 - a resurrection and a funeral
2008-01-22 - under my fucking mattress
2008-01-17 - disturbing trends in my ears
2008-01-11 - sick and ingenious
2008-01-10 - but she's honest
2008-01-05 - woefully absent
2008-01-01 - 2008
2007-12-30 - if you need the rundown
2007-12-21 - obviously.com
2007-12-19 - Ouisconsin
2007-12-17 - one-man band
2007-12-16 - To do
2007-12-13 - and paying $10,000 for the privilege
2007-12-11 - speechless
2007-12-08 - doomsday
2007-12-07 - phone
2007-12-06 - sweet dreams are made of these
2007-12-05 - clear the air
2007-12-04 - no future today
2007-12-03 - functions bodily
2007-12-02 - click it. come on. do it.
2007-11-30 - forever and a day and a half
2007-11-29 - you could do worse
2007-11-28 - feed the rich
2007-11-27 - wait, whales ARE mammals, right?
2007-11-26 - to a deluxe apartment in the sky
2007-11-25 - Joy in the world
2007-11-23 - three days
2007-11-22 - keep reading and hope for the best
2007-11-21 - please tell me you're on my side
2007-11-17 - to the punch
2007-11-16 - where there's smoke
2007-11-14 - aromatic
2007-11-13 - +Awesome title you will remember always+
2007-11-11 - rocking out
2007-11-06 - Things I do
2007-11-05 - sensory deprivation tank
2007-11-04 - even though I probably should
2007-11-04 - -
2007-10-23 - console yourself
2007-10-16 - one thing at a time
2007-10-11 - AIM
2007-10-10 - knee deep in higher education
2007-10-09 - Origins of the Tradition of Islamic Mysticism during the Umayyad Caliphate
2007-10-08 - when I wake up
2007-10-07 - unless I am invited
2007-10-06 - sorry for the confusion
2007-10-03 - idolatry
2007-10-02 - Oman!
2007-10-01 - smash their Powerbooks
2007-09-30 - shelling out dollas
2007-09-29 - some news... barely
2007-09-28 - five-oh-oh
2007-09-27 - one trick pony
2007-09-26 - my native tongue
2007-09-25 - so THIS is what if feels like
2007-09-24 - We are owed
2007-09-23 - recluse
2007-09-22 - gillie's party is in the naked
2007-09-21 - wait for it
2007-09-20 - tell them to stop fucking around
2007-09-19 - I must be stopped
2007-09-18 - bright and shiny recap
2007-09-11 - until further notice
2007-09-10 - you can skip this one
2007-09-09 - and so it proved to be
2007-09-08 - uh huh ok
2007-09-06 - to catch a thief
2007-09-05 - being an adult
2007-09-04 - that's the bone
2007-09-03 - rhapsody on a (tired) theme
2007-09-03 - entirely impossible
2007-09-02 - solid gold
2007-09-02 - -
2007-09-01 - sip the life
2007-08-31 - be there!
2007-08-31 - 110%
2007-08-30 - CSI: Madison
2007-08-29 - life as we know it
2007-08-28 - maybe there's hope after all
2007-08-26 - Anarchy reigns
2007-08-25 - the final countdown
2007-08-24 - ten days in August
2007-08-23 - personal hygiene machine
2007-08-21 - moving out
2007-08-20 - talk nonsense
2007-08-19 - a conservative 9.5
2007-08-16 - a gentle reminder
2007-08-15 - multimillionaire
2007-08-14 - I suspect you enjoyed this
2007-08-12 - Who that man in a black sedan?
2007-08-09 - this entry is boring, ok?
2007-08-08 - fun facts
2007-08-07 - minivan load
2007-08-06 - frozen foods smackdown
2007-08-04 - leave hold of the doctrinaire
2007-08-03 - so twisted
2007-08-02 - treacherous
2007-08-01 - all is fair
2007-07-30 - in which I save the world from a horrible fate
2007-07-29 - self doubt! grim realities!
2007-07-28 - tawdry, tasteless
2007-07-27 - other intriguing directions
2007-07-26 - fireballs
2007-07-25 - Hallows
2007-07-24 - by trade
2007-07-23 - the air they breathe
2007-07-22 - zero to sixty
2007-07-21 - mean-spirited bitch, twist of lime
2007-07-20 - improve your life
2007-07-18 - Interview: Jesus Christ
2007-07-14 - Just because I can't spell it doesn't mean it's not destroying my health
2007-07-12 - Better than a Harlequin novel
2007-07-11 - too many rookies, not enough pros
2007-07-10 - sloggin'
2007-07-08 - two years later and terry schaivo is still funny!
2007-07-07 - hot hot heat
2007-07-06 - how lucky you are
2007-07-06 - Thanks for nothing, Supreme Court
2007-07-05 - the best-laid plans
2007-07-04 - complex
2007-07-02 - spring eternal
2007-06-30 - I'll take it all in small, unmarked bills
2007-06-29 - Interview with God, Satan
2007-06-27 - funemployent!
2007-06-26 - freelance spy
2007-06-25 - buckets of excellent
2007-06-22 - show me yah grilllll
2007-06-20 - events and activities
2007-06-19 - same as it ever was
2007-06-18 - unemployment, heat stroke, etc.etc.
2007-06-16 - news from the inside
2007-06-14 - happy birthday to me
2007-06-12 - but don't lose faith
2007-06-07 - like groundhog day
2007-06-04 - a gap that even Oprah can't fill
2007-05-27 - promises to be enthralling
2007-05-25 - secret weapons
2007-05-24 - raise a glass
2007-04-29 - Later
2007-04-19 - the straight-and-narrow
2007-04-17 - try them out
2007-04-15 - How Sunday Went Down
2007-04-14 - here is what it is like
2007-04-13 - dirtbag mode
2007-04-12 - it's too bad the south is in the south
2007-04-11 - leave word
2007-04-10 - know a thing or two about mattresses
2007-04-09 - I'm probably going to Hell, but...
2007-04-08 - Let's go go go
2007-04-07 - please stay 25 feet away from me, eli
2007-04-05 - bad and long and bad and bad
2007-03-30 - put the crazy on hold
2007-03-30 - Spring Breakdown
2007-03-27 - you disgust us
2007-03-18 - I can't stay mad at you
2007-03-14 - get some sleep
2007-03-07 - the campaign trail
2007-03-06 - Nobody!
2007-03-05 - the living dead
2007-03-04 - let's see how much longer I can keep this up
2007-03-03 - Ira
2007-03-02 - it's a talent, not a skill
2007-03-01 - criminal partnership
2007-02-28 - ambrosia
2007-02-27 - quiet, I'm working
2007-02-26 - All I ever wanted
2007-02-25 - gray on gray
2007-02-24 - but I stayed here
2007-02-23 - Maybe you'd rather just look at porn?
2007-02-22 - And the poison will be deadly
2007-02-21 - on Denmark and indifference
2007-02-20 - tune in for more!
2007-02-19 - another in a series of mistakes
2007-02-18 - accidental superheroes
2007-02-17 - don't be bitter
2007-02-15 - Etch-a-Sketchy
2007-02-14 - A Valentine from Philip Morris
2007-02-13 - this is how people get hurt
2007-02-12 - Misanthropy Volume I
2007-02-11 - in memorium
2007-02-10 - a letter from my deathbed
2007-02-09 - whatever doesn't kill you
2007-02-08 - food pyramid
2007-02-07 - Your Third World Vacation
2007-02-06 - it's probably both
2007-02-05 - too cold for gender equality
2007-02-04 - no respect for the dead
2007-02-03 - boycott february!
2007-02-02 - do it for the sake of fashion
2007-02-01 - snacking for equality
2007-01-31 - I will not waste your time
2007-01-30 - on global warming, and my lack thereof
2007-01-29 - only time will tell
2007-01-28 - Sieve!
2007-01-27 - place your faith in my expertise
2007-01-26 - you have to earn that bowler hat
2007-01-25 - the awful realization
2007-01-24 - Lonely E
2007-01-23 - point, counterpoint, countercounterpoint
2007-01-22 - just let this one go
2007-01-19 - low achievement motivation
2007-01-15 - neglected? betrayed? abandoned?
2007-01-13 - caribou or bust
2007-01-11 - I didn't watch it, but I'll tell you about it anyway
2007-01-09 - fiscally raped
2007-01-08 - if the world is ending, I'll be the first to know
2007-01-07 - Pardonez moi, but...
2007-01-06 - the obvious choice
2007-01-05 - the life (and death) aquatic
2007-01-04 - I can live with that
2007-01-03 - and then at other times
2007-01-02 - tragically hip
2007-01-01 - make it yours
2006-12-31 - ready, steady, go!
2006-12-29 - on the topic of my recent silence
2006-12-25 - so shall it be done
2006-12-24 - Homecoming
2006-12-23 - breakfast of champions
2006-12-22 - Mmmhmmm. Well.
2006-12-21 - fries with that
2006-12-20 - best recording artist
2006-12-19 - well, shit
2006-12-18 - annual essay contest
2006-12-16 - it turns you gay
2006-12-15 - because I inspire
2006-12-14 - thursday morning
2006-12-13 - in line
2006-12-12 - pregaming the laundry
2006-12-11 - fluent in the language of force
2006-12-10 - isolated bullshit storms
2006-12-09 - can't take me out
2006-12-09 - too drunk to say much more
2006-12-07 - color me lame
2006-12-06 - don't get paid to cry
2006-12-05 - miniseries potential
2006-12-04 - better to give (to me) than to receive
2006-12-03 - so blindingly brilliant
2006-12-02 - good things coming up
2006-12-01 - My Own Private Apocalypse
2006-11-30 - thursdays at eight
2006-11-29 - Financial wizardry
2006-11-28 - winning God's love
2006-11-27 - Weekends, Unlike Gobstoppers
2006-11-24 - a short one
2006-11-23 - el dia de la accion de dar gracias
2006-11-21 - I'm nauseous just thinking about it
2006-11-20 - Are you there God? It's me, America
2006-11-19 - hear my thoughts
2006-11-18 - This one's for the Coasties
2006-11-17 - ghosts!
2006-11-16 - crying myself to sleep
2006-11-15 - don't be fooled
2006-11-14 - officially over
2006-11-13 - The Second Coming
2006-11-12 - Some important news
2006-11-11 - girls night, college style
2006-11-10 - homesick-o-meter
2006-11-09 - more election talk
2006-11-08 - about that paper...
2006-11-07 - a delicious slice
2006-11-06 - Midterm elections are for lovers
2006-11-05 - I'm not repenting unless you stop being an asshole
2006-11-04 - Party on, Wayne!
2006-11-03 - Air on a G String
2006-11-02 - You could say
2006-11-01 - send in your guesses
2006-10-31 - hello, police?
2006-10-30 - How about I teach you to crochet?
2006-10-29 - Sunday morning recap
2006-10-28 - the world's most awesome
2006-10-27 - Preparing for Adventure
2006-10-26 - loading up on vitamin c
2006-10-24 - Today it was the vegans
2006-10-23 - like sands through the hourglass... or something
2006-10-22 - recently
2006-10-21 - is there no justice?
2006-10-19 - keep you posted
2006-10-18 - state street souvenir shopping
2006-10-17 - can't save me now
2006-10-16 - (non)gay pride
2006-10-15 - today holds many riches
2006-10-14 - another victorious evening
2006-10-13 - sleep-a-thon
2006-10-12 - All night long
2006-10-11 - The hunt
2006-10-10 - basket case zen master
2006-10-09 - plate tectonics for college students
2006-10-08 - Avalanche!
2006-10-07 - who are these people in my room?
2006-10-06 - TGIF indeed
2006-10-05 - to a spectacular degree
2006-10-04 - tedium
2006-10-03 - you hear that, Mensa?
2006-10-02 - REMing
2006-10-01 - 31 perfect days
2006-09-30 - awesomeness deficiency
2006-09-29 - this is not ok
2006-09-29 - love and money
2006-09-28 - twas the night before the psych exam
2006-09-27 - breakfast of champions
2006-09-26 - addiction is a disease
2006-09-25 - Googled
2006-09-24 - assembly line sunday
2006-09-23 - just thinking
2006-09-20 - Saving
2006-09-19 - but it is not a good idea
2006-09-18 - a few extra miles on the treadmill today
2006-09-17 - we're going to kick the shit out of you
2006-09-16 - someone else's bed, someone else's clothes
2006-09-15 - my extragavant lifestyle
2006-09-14 - 'bou
2006-09-13 - the face of God
2006-09-12 - today I
2006-09-11 - too easy
2006-09-10 - drought
2006-09-10 - hmm
2006-09-09 - game day!!!
2006-09-08 - sick
2006-09-06 - Save a Horse, Ride a Cow
2006-09-05 - Social Olympics
2006-09-04 - honorary alcoholism
2006-09-03 - resolution
2006-09-01 - Friday
2006-09-01 - the high life
2006-08-31 - I love
2006-08-30 - my last twelve minutes
2006-08-29 - Pierced!
2006-08-26 - backyard wilderness
2006-08-24 - The Anonymous Blondes
2006-08-22 - dishonesty is the best policy
2006-08-20 - making responsible shoe decisions
2006-08-19 - no muppets, no goodbyes, no tears
2006-08-18 - Pirating for justice
2006-08-17 - mississippi
2006-08-15 - you're fired!
2006-08-14 - shootin' up
2006-08-13 - vicarious tattooing
2006-08-12 - never-never
2006-08-09 - the loud guy
2006-08-08 - Ringer
2006-08-06 - foiled again!
2006-08-05 - referred by...
2006-08-04 - It's my country and I'll strip if I want to
2006-08-03 - reminder
2006-08-01 - To my beloved sneakers
2006-07-30 - when it's hot
2006-07-27 - where is it?
2006-07-26 - Yeehaw
2006-07-24 - nerding
2006-07-23 - ...but he got to it first
2006-07-22 - out of the gutter
2006-07-21 - another thing I'll never do
2006-07-20 - back to the salt mines
2006-07-19 - thoroughly ok
2006-07-16 - orientation
2006-07-15 - Tell me more, Doc Daneeka
2006-07-14 - riddle!
2006-07-13 - so you're an accountant
2006-07-12 - Dental Saga
2006-07-11 - gender: male
2006-07-08 - sweden
2006-07-07 - we'll see
2006-07-07 - dagger through my heart
2006-07-06 - Happy Hunting
2006-07-04 - Proud(ish) to be an American
2006-07-03 - The man has a point
2006-07-01 - Canada, eh
2006-06-24 - VGN-SZ220
2006-06-23 - all's well that ends well
2006-06-22 - optometrist
2006-06-21 - can't win 'em all
2006-06-20 - 2KB/s
2006-06-19 - Barnes and Noble
2006-06-16 - mmmmm summer
2006-06-15 - advice that shouldn't be necessary
2006-06-14 - bring it
2006-06-12 - and you thought it would never happen
2006-06-06 - more than I have words to say
2006-06-03 - grad party circuit
2006-06-01 - Word
2006-05-30 - burn it down
2006-05-28 - get your own natural disasters
2006-05-26 - a brief geography lesson
2006-05-24 - not without juice and a band-aid
2006-05-22 - Banquet
2006-05-21 - costs nothing
2006-05-18 - You (can't) be anything you want
2006-05-16 - My fiery death
2006-05-14 - prom
2006-05-12 - nervous breakdown blah
2006-05-10 - maker of mistakes
2006-05-09 - Some nostalgia and a Star Wars joke
2006-05-07 - Vicious Rumor
2006-05-05 - Easily Persuaded
2006-05-04 - thursday is the new sunday
2006-05-02 - things have gone horribly awry!
2006-05-01 - Because it's the law
2006-04-30 - win a fabulous prize
2006-04-29 - college board can't stop me
2006-04-28 - The Shakespeare Code
2006-04-27 - equation
2006-04-26 - could be the soma
2006-04-24 - Into Perspective
2006-04-21 - financially solvent
2006-04-19 - Mix Tape of Shame
2006-04-17 - that incredible gift
2006-04-15 - default time of day
2006-04-13 - Intricacies of Dental Hygiene
2006-04-12 - Cleats
2006-04-11 - hybrid
2006-04-10 - Advanced origami
2006-04-08 - observations from the home base
2006-04-06 - Hamiltons
2006-04-04 - In a good way
2006-04-02 - bitterness of defeat
2006-03-30 - I will have the quickie, please
2006-03-28 - Kryptonite
2006-03-26 - The Illustrated Saga
2006-03-26 - Abridged
2006-03-23 - declare your happiness
2006-03-21 - the flu
2006-03-18 - mystery
2006-03-16 - po-tah-to
2006-03-14 - Off-color humor
2006-03-12 - Petie, please see me
2006-03-10 - No, that's Lake Calhoun
2006-03-08 - got to get paid
2006-03-06 - being sick
2006-03-04 - Don't
2006-03-02 - excellent tips
2006-02-26 - one kleenex left
2006-02-23 - there is vodka
2006-02-22 - things I love at 1:00 am
2006-02-20 - Vampiric Lifestyle
2006-02-18 - enough mediocre acting
2006-02-16 - La Dolce Vita
2006-02-14 - capitalist lie
2006-02-12 - endless supply
2006-02-07 - Ode to Stats
2006-02-06 - masochistic
2006-02-02 - non-secular snack food
2006-02-01 - the perfect touche
2006-01-30 - only if there's nothing on TV
2006-01-29 - Madison
2006-01-26 - Chapstick chapstick
2006-01-24 - to modern society
2006-01-22 - botox party
2006-01-21 - there will be explosions
2006-01-19 - for your contemplation
2006-01-17 - murder she wrote
2006-01-10 - just say no to emo
2006-01-09 - Kodak moment
2006-01-08 - Uplifting and Inspiring
2006-01-06 - Yo ho ho
2006-01-05 - for the novelty
2006-01-04 - tomorrow we carve arrowheads
2006-01-03 - resolved
2006-01-02 - no more than seven
2006-01-01 - The Last Time For A Long Time
2005-12-31 - snow vagina
2005-12-30 - English major
2005-12-29 - teen girl squad
2005-12-28 - never mention those again
2005-12-27 - will to live
2005-12-26 - the greatest gift of all
2005-12-25 - O Holy Night
2005-12-22 - break
2005-12-19 - I would rather
2005-12-18 - baked
2005-12-17 - 2 for $2
2005-12-15 - snow is a secret code
2005-12-14 - A momentous occasion
2005-12-14 - Mental Health
2005-12-12 - For you, Connie
2005-12-10 - less non-fatal shootings
2005-12-09 - Six hundred and fifty
2005-12-07 - Geraldine
2005-12-03 - The word is
2005-11-29 - You get nothing!
2005-11-21 - aspirations
2005-11-19 - we've got them too
2005-11-19 - on the events of friday night
2005-11-18 - Harry Potter Highlights
2005-11-15 - Easy Mac turns out not to be so easy
2005-11-14 - redecorated
2005-11-13 - summary
2005-11-12 - lamest person alive
2005-11-11 - on the edge of a cliff
2005-11-09 - kick my ass
2005-11-08 - Itch
2005-11-07 - Not that crazy?
2005-11-06 - Donuts, Mennonites, Firearms
2005-10-30 - un problema
2005-10-30 - Have I told you lately
2005-10-28 - Crusading
2005-10-27 - flossophy
2005-10-24 - Scarf artist
2005-10-23 - Mass
2005-10-22 - pretty bad
2005-10-20 - true meaning of patriotism
2005-10-18 - next time I will roll up the windows first
2005-10-15 - Tree Perfume
2005-10-13 - Dear Rainforest
2005-10-11 - strangely mesmerizing
2005-10-10 - secret
2005-10-06 - jwpen sdpme eeakj
2005-10-04 - but why?
2005-10-03 - the toast was good anyway
2005-10-02 - What an awful thing to do
2005-10-01 - a turn for the worse
2005-10-01 - a terrible cut
2005-09-28 - Informal Political Research
2005-09-27 - Why I will never be a mechanic
2005-09-26 - Sucktoberfest
2005-09-25 - worth it
2005-09-23 - a big fashion "no"
2005-09-22 - now we can all drive hummers
2005-09-21 - problems
2005-09-19 - physics breakthrough
2005-09-18 - Boring Samaritan
2005-09-17 - Three cheers!
2005-09-15 - onety-one
2005-09-14 - Come senators, congressman, please heed the call..
2005-09-13 - we belong on the WB
2005-09-12 - The best F- ever
2005-09-11 - Can you pay my... wait, what?
2005-09-10 - another day in the life
2005-09-09 - fancy water
2005-09-08 - still alive
2005-09-07 - Caluculus Poem
2005-09-06 - chiste tarea
2005-09-05 - english muffins maybe
2005-09-04 - Recap
2005-08-29 - I am a Tylenol junkie
2005-08-28 - bowling shoe revolution
2005-08-26 - now with 50% more carcinogens
2005-08-24 - bus porn
2005-08-23 - oops
2005-08-23 - the schedule
2005-08-21 - boring update
2005-08-19 - two cats and a table
2005-08-17 - bloodsucking seniors
2005-08-16 - mmgfddd
2005-08-15 - unlucky day
2005-08-10 - ssssssssss
2005-08-09 - trying to be grateful
2005-08-03 - carroty mistake
2005-08-01 - like it's your birthday
2005-07-29 - woozy
2005-07-28 - like a beever
2005-07-26 - testbot