2005-08-24
bus porn
Today the 5:10 94B Express Bus was crowded, which meant that I had to sit in front.
(For those of you unfamiliar with the configuration of St. Paul city buses, there are about ten rows of seats that face forward and then, at the front, there are two benches that face inward toward each other. Well, I don't know what Rosa Parks has been telling you, but the front of the bus is actually very undesirable)
Anyway. I had to sit in the front two benches with an elderly man who was missing two teeth, a stereotypical "ghetto" black woman, and a youngish woman who was easily 300 pounds and carrying a playboy bunny messenger bag. Then, when we stopped at University and Rice,a bearded man got on the bus with his pants very very low. You know the style -- waistband around the knees with most of the boxers showing.
Except he wasn't wearing boxers.
Oh dear. The bus just went from PG to NC17 in thirty seconds. As he walking toward the back of the bus, the old man next to me yelled, "hey BUDDY you're losing your PANTS" and then burst out laughing. Actually, the old man, the ghetto woman, and the chubby bunny girl shared a rather hearty laugh.
Which just goes to show you that regardless of age, sex, and race, everyone thinks butts are frocking hilarious.
zebrasaur at 8:51 p.m.
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