2005-10-01
a terrible cut
Person A: That's a terrible cut you've got on your forehead! How did you get it?
Person B: I bit myself.
Person A: How the hell did you manage to bite yourself on the forehead?
Person B: I stood on a chair.
I have a sneaking suspicion that come tomorrow morning, I won't even understand this joke anymore. But right now it is frocking hilarious.
Oh. And Happy October!
zebrasaur at 12:55 a.m.
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