2005-11-12

lamest person alive


Thursday night I spent three hours memorizing Amerigo Vespucci jokes and choreographing a Puritan cheerleader dance with Connie.

Then opted out of going to a movie with everyone else to rent that spelling bee documentary. And didn't regret the decision.

Friday I took a four-hour nap then built a cardboard box fort with Chaska Kelsey. And filled it with Ryan Cabrera and Li'l Bow Wow posters ripped out of a Bop magazine. And almost suffocated from laughing so much.

I don't know exactly how or when it happened, but somehow I have become the lamest person alive.


zebrasaur at 10:46 a.m.

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