2006-03-14

Off-color humor

Haiku-kluxklan: A Series of Racist Poetry

My Mexican friend
Why are you just sitting there
Make me a taco!


If you are Asian
And you don't know karate
Then what good are you?


People in Britain
Have cool accents but they lack
Good dental hygiene


If you find yourself
Trying to haggle at Gap
You must be Jewish


Because I am white
I can not dance and must wear
SPF 90


zebrasaur at 4:52 p.m.

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