2006-03-28

Kryptonite

I went to Office Depot this afternoon to pick up some looseleaf paper. I ended up spending at least half an hour in the store just ... being in Office Depot.

You see, office supplies are my one true addiction. Some people go for alcohol or cocaine, for me it is felt tip pens and new binders. And brand-new college ruled notebooks? They are my Kryptonite.

So if you ever accidentally burn down my house or inadvertently run over one of my family members with your car, know that my forgiveness can be bought with a single package of Pilot Precise V7 Fine Tip Rollerball pens.

zebrasaur at 8:32 p.m.

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