2006-03-30

I will have the quickie, please

"I asked the barmaid for a quickie. I was mortified when the man next to me said it's pronounced 'quiche'"
-Luigi Amaduzzi, Italian ambassador

Oh, Luigi Amaduzzi! If only you knew what sort of effect your amusing anecdote would one day have on the impressionable mind of an American youth. Because from this day forth, I will order a "quickie" at every restaurant I frequent, even if "quiche" is not on the menu.

zebrasaur at 12:02 a.m.

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