2006-05-24
not without juice and a band-aid
In my excitement over the warm weather and blue skies and sunsets that occur later than 2:30 in the afternoon, I forgot one important thing about Minnesota summers: mosquitoes.
I found the first bite of the season on my arm today. This will not be tolerated! Nobody takes my blood unless they intend to properly compensate me with cookies, juice, and a band-aid afterward.
So this summer I will be a mosquito killing machine. I have declared a mosquito jihad - and I don't care how politically incorrect that is.
Mosquitoes, you have been warned. Fuck with me and find out.
zebrasaur at 10:40 p.m.
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