2006-06-15
advice that shouldn't be necessary
Of all the things I dislike in the world (and there are a lot of them--racism, poverty, elitism, warm diet coke...) the thing I hate the most is people with a shitty sense of humor.
There are also a lot of things that I do like, including alcohol and pranks. Sometimes these two things can be merged, because drunken pranks are often funnier than their sober counterparts.
However, drunken pranks rarely work out well when their execution is placed in the hands of people with a shitty sense of humor. For those people, I offer a little piece of wisdom which really should be common sense:
Being mean is not the same thing as being funny
Write that down. Recite it to yourself ten times before you go to bed, and again when you wake up in the morning. Make it your motto. Embroider it on your guest towels. Do whatever it takes to remember it, but make sure you remember it. Because nobody likes a douchebag.
zebrasaur at 11:13 a.m.
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