2006-07-03
The man has a point
Global Warming: Hot or not?
Pros
1. No defrosting car windows in winter
2. Polar bear attacks cease to present a threat
3. More frequent/disastrous hurricanes will spice up the weather channel
4. No need to recycle since planet is already fucked
5. Rising sea level will flood San Francisco, killing thousands and ending the gay marriage debate
6. Tank tops all year round
7. Excessive heat stifles the demand for fur coats, so PETA can finally shut the hell up
Cons
1. Everyone dies
Well, ultimately you have to make your own decision on this one. But in the meantime I recommend you go see An Inconvenient Truth on this topic. I'm not a huge Al Gore fan but... the man has a point.
zebrasaur at 1:21 a.m.
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