2006-07-07
dagger through my heart
Saw the new Pirates movie. Yo ho ho and a bottle of who the hell approved that script?
Anyway, it's official.
An intelligible plot line is now a completely optional element in Hollywood productions.
Furthermore when I drag my ass out of my house at midnight to see a movie about pirates, I except more than half-hearted swashbuckling. I expected whole-hearted swashbuckling. I expect the entire cast to swashbuckle as if their lives depended on it. Orlando Bloom, I did not pay you $7.50 to stand around not swashbuckling!
Oh, Disney, this was a dagger -- a dagger through my heart!
zebrasaur at 3:03 a.m.
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