2006-08-20

making responsible shoe decisions

I am trying to narrow down my shoe collection enough so that it will fit into the thirty cubic centimeters of my dorm room closet. This has not been as difficult as I imagined it would be, as I am simply leaving behind anything with the potential to break my ankles.

You see, under the best of circumstances, I can barely walk upright in a straight line. Put me a pair of heels and injury will likely ensue. Add alcohol and the uneven campus terrain to that equation and... well, you might as well call the paramedics right now.

Looks like most of the shoe collection is staying home.

zebrasaur at 12:57 p.m.

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