2006-08-26

backyard wilderness

It's 3:20 in the morning and I am awake because there are coyotes screaming in my backyard.

Yes, coyotes. Coyotes in the suburbs. That's urban sprawl for you.

What? You think I'm hallucinating? You think that there are no coyotes in Eden Prairie? You think I've lost what was left of my already fragile sanity?

Well.

Then you can come camp out in my backyard tomorrow night. We will see who's laughing when you're having your armed gnawed off by a motherfucking coyote.

zebrasaur at 3:15 a.m.

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