2006-12-14

thursday morning

I woke up at 11:02. My Thursday morning lectures begin at 11:00.

Fabulous! So all I had to do was shower, get dressed, travel backwards two minutes through time, teleport myself five blocks down West Johnson Street, and slip into a desk in a crowded lecture hall without anyone noticing how dangerously close I had come to being late.

Ever find yourself wishing that your life was more like a Mentos commercial?

zebrasaur at 11:39 a.m.

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