2007-02-05

too cold for gender equality

My 11:00 Lesbianism 101 (or Women's Studies 103? Sometimes I forget...) lecture is taking place without me right now.

But with a windchill of -35 degrees, even a ten minute walk to class will have your capillaries begging for mercy.

With all due respect to ovaries, I'm much more concerned with retaining full feeling in my fingers than hearing anything Professor Nancy Worcester has to say on today's lecture topic of "The Anatomy of the Female Reproductive System."

This female will be keeping her reproductive system safely inside the heated confines of Sellery Hall. It's too damn cold for gender equality.

zebrasaur at 11:19 a.m.

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