2007-02-10
a letter from my deathbed
Readers, is there a possession of mine that you have been especially covetous of? My TV, maybe? My DVD collection, or my stunning assortment of impractical shoes?
Please let me know and I will write you into my will.
Judging by my inability either to swallow liquids or to remain conscious for more than two hours at a stretch, these objects will be yours within the week.
zebrasaur at 11:04 a.m.
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