2007-03-01

criminal partnership

It is springtime here, at the happiest place on Earth.

Unfortunately, I am still living well below the poverty line and am in desperate need of money.

Resultantly, I'm willing to participate in any/all of the following:
insurance fraud
extortion
pyramid scheme(s)
outright theft

If you're experienced in any of those noble industries and would like to forge some sort of criminal partnership with me, give me a call.

zebrasaur at 9:55 a.m.

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