2007-06-12

but don't lose faith

Hey, all.

Sorry my diary seemingly started off with a bang for you and has been boring you to tears since.

Hilarity comes in waves and right now, your face is in the sand and you're praying for rescue. Hold tight.

Note to EP pals: I noticed some of you have been absent from my cell's Incoming Calls records, and you better have really good excuses- like you were surfing in Lake Ontario and your arm was severed at the shoulder by a lake shark, or you were recently involved in a sex tape scandal and your parents no longer let you use their phone plan.

zebrasaur at 5:53 p.m.

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