2007-07-28
tawdry, tasteless
Another day, another dollar. Or so it would be if I, you know, had a job.
Instead I spent the day wasting time and money with two of my favorite undercover superheroes, K-jo and Al, finalizing our plans to become billionare casino high rollers before our twentieth birthdays.
Sadly, knowledge that these efforts are doomed to failure (as disclosed to me by a Magic 8 Ball) has left me feeling very fatalistic about the whole thing. But chin up, soldiers-- Saturday July 28th was not without its bright spots: a little hardhitting investigative work on my part has revealed that the new season of The Real World starts on August 8th!
Yes, I like The Real World. In all of its tawdry, tasteless glory. Shock, horror, yes, yes, shut up, grow up, you'll get over it.
Anyway, it has just dawned on me that I haven't vacuumed this room in over a month and walking around barefoot is beginning to become a dangerous game. So I'm off to grab the Oreck and play the 50's housewife for a bit.
Happy Saturday! Be good!
zebrasaur at 6:39 p.m.
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