2007-11-05
sensory deprivation tank
Christmas is only two months away. I know this because WalMart is already running ads, and most likely has taken the bullwhips out of storage to keep their underpaid employees in line.
This year, all I am asking for a sensory deprivation tank. Or a diploma. Just one or the other, though-- both would be superfluous.
You've got forty-nine days to procure one or the other and deliver it to my door, tastefully giftwrapped. I'd start at eBay.
zebrasaur at 8:23 a.m.
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