2007-11-17

to the punch

This entry is in response to all the calls, e-mails, comments, and messages I'm sure I would have received in reaction to my obviously very noticeable and unbearable absence from this blog, had you all been able to recover from your sobs and wails and feelings of despair before I beat you to the punch and posted this entry:

I'm going to be out of town for the weekend, so no updates. I will be staying in Chicago, where I am pursuing a career as a top-dollar escort described by my clients as an "ebony goddess". Oh, wait, never mind-- that is my roommate, not me. Sorry for the confusion.

But nevertheless, I will be in Chicago so y'all better find something else to read for the weekend. I suggest you warm up with a little Tolstoy and maybe some Dosteovsky, then progress to my Amazon wishlist.

zebrasaur at 2:02 a.m.

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