2007-11-22
keep reading and hope for the best
Happy T-giving, all.
I am writing this from my headquarters in Eden Prairie. Maybe later I will tell you about how I was nearly killed in a blizzard en route to the proud state of Minnesota. Or maybe I won't. You will just have to keep reading and hope for the best.
For now, content yourself with this brief list of things I am thankful for per Thanksgiving tradition:
1. Crystal Lite (pink lemonade variety, exclusively)
2. Jim Halpert
3. Dinosaurs (or, at least, the legacy they left us-- e.g. Jurassic Park)
4. Za's
5. All my rad friends, family, roommates, etc.
6. That I have receive mass accolades rather than criticism for reintroducing the term "rad" into everyday speech
7. I am (mostly) not failing econ
8. Brandy was not allowed back into Tila Tequila's house
Uh... ok, that's all. I guess 2007 was kind of a slow year for things that elicit gratitude in my life. But don't worry-- the 2008 list is sure to include such gems as "when I won the lottery" and "my induction into baseball Hall of Fame" and even "the strategic plea bargain that trimmed eight years off my sentence."
Anticipate it!
zebrasaur at 11:07 p.m.
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