2007-12-05

clear the air

Ok, so let's just clear a few things up once and for all:

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Salad? It sucks. Chances are you eat it because it comes with your burger/soup/linguine with clam sauce and you don't want to look like a asshole for not eating it. Or you're like me and sometimes you like to atone for previous and unrelated sins. You probably wanted to get the fries instead but now that you're not eleven years old anymore you feel you should get the salad, even though it's barely edible.
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Beavers. Cool, no doubt. They can chew the bark off trees very fast, swim, wiggle their chub bodies on land, and bash things with their tail... but let's all agree that they would be cuter if they had more prominent ears.
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Now this owl here, I wouldn't call these ears as much as "gestural brows" but you see the effect I am talking about yes? Creatures just look better with expressionist flourishes that suggest ears.
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Beards: Are you Treat Williams? No? Ok, then it doesn't look good on you. For whatever reason, most guys seem to go through this facial hair phase, but I am going to tell you right now-- don't. If you really wanna have a "phase" pick something else. Crossdressing, drug addiction, Magic cards, whatever; almost anything is preferable.

zebrasaur at 11:26 a.m.

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