2007-07-12

Better than a Harlequin novel

Stop the presses! Cancel my engagement to John Krasinski!

I just saw the new HP movie, and have decided to rededicate myself to my crush on Harry Potter, which has lain dormant since I was ten years old.

Legal advisor and concerned citizen Caitlin pointed out that HP is still a minor, and therefore unavailable to nineteen-year-old me.

And also, perhaps even more problematically, he is evidently not real.

Oh, I'm so full of love. Oh, it's always so misdirected.

zebrasaur at 11:38 p.m.

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